Whilst cruisin through the Ty Warner Penthouse at the Four Seasons NYC (He could have stayed somewhere more expensive, but he really feels that the decor in this suite brings out his eyes... and the jewelz on his St. Edward's Crown. [The Imperial Crown is currently being repaired.]) on his mini Lamborghini Reventón, Mung Alexandre Zorbanaut Clark III smokes on a vintage Juan Lopez Patricias before poppin open the Dom White Gold Jeroboam and pourin some of that bubb' into his Calleija glasses. He likes to drink it while torturing the fishies in his Finite luxury aquarium. And yes, the Dom and aquarium are balancin on a chair. He's just rebellious with interior design like that. Of course, he's only 3, so his mom has to come along for the ride, but you ain't this relevant without relevant genes so he doesn't mind so much. You may ask how on earth a kitty can be THIS in with all that is in? Sometimes it's just a product of one's existence. Like that sign that just hangs out on top of his head and is hand carved from both the Koh-i-Nur diamond and raw platinum. That just appeared when he was born. BAM, RELEVANCE.
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